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Part 1:The Fight

You walked into the living room of the akatsuki base. You had been a member for about 2 months. You hadn't gotten to know much about all of them. You really only talked to Deidara and tobi. You sat on the couch and started chanel surfing. Nothing was on. You heard loud noises coming from the kitchen so you decided to see what was going on. Big mistake on your part. Deidara was strangling tobi, Itachi was slapping kisame, kakuzu was pulling on hidan's hair calling him a faggot, Leader was fighting a very angry looking zetsu, and Sasori was reading a paper at the kitchen table ignoring them all. Your eyes widened. This was werid.
It wasn't until kakuzu noticed you, and stopped. Hidan looked at him funny then turned around. He looked at you with shock. That got every one else's attention. they all stopped, exept for Sasori, who only looked at you quick and then continued read the paper. "Oh... Hi _______-san" Leader said awkwardly. You just stared in shock. "you didn't see any of that did you ________-san un" Deidara said as he glanced over at tobi. "what the hell!" you shouted finally when your sences came back.
Everyone stared at you, even sasori. "what the hell you guys!!!! why are you all fighting!? and what the hell sasori! out of all people! You should be trying to make them stop! You too Leader!" You yelled. Leader looked at the ground ashamed of himself. You cooled down. "what were you fightinng over anyways?" you asked. "we were fighting over who __________-san loved more, tobi's sorry, is tobi a good boy?" Tobi asked. Tobi looked over at you. "yes tobi your a good boy" you said. "but what do you mean who i loved more?" You asked still a little confused.
"well, ________-san, you are a girl, and well, we're all single, as you know, and well, i looked through the rules, and it said that if there was a girl member, she had to be either, going out, or married to one of the male members" Itachi said. "oh" was all you could say.
"so,_________- san, who do you chose?" Kisame asked. You looked around the room. "uhhhh....... I'm not sure" you said. everyone was quiet. Deidara made a sqeaking nosie. "oh! ________-san i have a idea! un" Deidara said. "well, that's a first" Itachi mumbled.
Deidara glared at Itachi. "anyways like i was saying, we could do thedating game! you go on dates with us, one at a time, and when you finished your last date you can chose you you want un~" Deidara said. "actually, that sounds like a good idea" Sasori mumbled.
"okay" you said. "we have to find a way to see who goes first" Leader said. "how about we draw straws?" Zetsu asked. "good idea!" Tobi said.
They all drawed starws. This is the order of your dates:

Then, at last Leader.

"I demand to know why i'm last!" leader shouted. You shot him a glare. "it's because you drawed the shortest straw" you growled. Leader looked at the ground again. "okay, so Tobi, you go first, pick ___________-san up from her room tomorrow at 5:00 for your date" Deidara said. "okay sempai! Tobi is a good boy, see you tomorrow ___________-san!" tobi yelled as you walked off to your room.
'man... tomorrow is going to ba a long day....' you thought as you finally fell asleep.

Thank you~
Your one girl with a whole lotta boys after ya ^_^'
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XxOsbornCursexX Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate to point this out but -san means little boy, using -chan would be better. Other than that it's amazing!
 *Free Icon/Emote* Toothless (Love it!) 
GamerGirl071001 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
what IS Konan's deal? is she like... untouchable or something :iconmotherofgodmemeplz:
FMAandNarutofan Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Student Artist
lol! ^w^ i hope the rest is done soon!
KakashiCrazyfangirl Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Student General Artist
Can't wait to see the rest! What happened to konan? :3
SammiLovesMM Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
I say she left, she couldnt handle the sexyness like we can :D
infiniteelectrons Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011
cute! cant wait to see the others :)
Vale3030 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011
*-* Will you even realize this Dating Sim as a completely playable game? (sry I'm not English nor American or Australian, so I speak only a bit of english... xD and the bit that I speak is not good as I would like:D)
I liked it so much!!!
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